I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Holy sore nipples Batman
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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