did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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