Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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