i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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