If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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