I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
