i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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