nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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