im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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