Farmville is her only friend.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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