fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
