This house was built for laser tag.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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