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steve butabi!
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so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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