I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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