I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
