On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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