K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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