People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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