thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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