real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Me too!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
