your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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