It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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