All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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