You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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