Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Randomize
