Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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