Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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