WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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