Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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