Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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