love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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