Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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