This girl is more easily done than said...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
