big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You did what with his pubic hair?
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