if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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