It's like God shit irony all over that family
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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