NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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