So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I need you to use more vowels.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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