So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We have started to decorate penises.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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