your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
