My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So vagazzling was a success
Drunk is a universal language darling
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