either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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