I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
