How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
cat food counts as protein by the way
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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