do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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