awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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