u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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