i think my tv is drunk
What did we do last night that was yellow?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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