that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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