You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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