were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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