Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize