he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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